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  • 2006 CX national champ
  • 2006 MTB XC national champ
  • 2007 MTB STXC national champ
  • 3X USGP winner
  • 9th Hoogerheide World Cup CX

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Why I’m not an embalmer

  1. I don't like working in basements
  2. Dead people I find quite creepy
  3. I like stuffing and mounting animals not people
  4. The connection between my nose and stomach are quite sensitive and I puke easily from smells
  5. Have you seen the people that work at funeral homes? CREEEEPPPYY
  6. Most people that die are old and I don't like old naked people.
  7. I'm not so good at applying make up on other people just myself!
  8. I have this idea that people that work at funeral homes only work at night, and I like sleeping to much for that.
  9. I have actually never even seen a dead person
  10. I don't want to always smell like formaldehyde

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